Have you ever realize that boys and girls are different ? Well of course everyone knows that yeah. Boys are such dirt and they can stand gone without bathing and girls can't stand with all those sweats and muds. Believe me, me and my brothers are different. My first brother, he can sleep with his hair wet of sweats (yuck !) and my second brother, a bucket of mud hitting his head doesn't bother him at all (triple yucks !) and after doing some research, I realize fifteen differences between a dirt thing called BOYS (not insulting FYI) and clean thing called GIRLS (not insulting too, K ?)
- Boys can stand with their smells while they're sweating. They even enjoy every single minute while the sweats drip all over their temple which was girls don't like the most. Girls can't stand those sweats drip ! Girls are clean creatures !
- Boys enjoy every minute when a ball hits their face (uhh, which I'm not sure enough :P) which girls doesn't like a little bit ! Girls are polite and they love behaving like a duchess.
- Boys thinks girls weird because girls love vanilla fragrance and girlish things and it's opposite was. girls thought boys were even weird because boys love football and monster (monster are hideous creature ... why would boys love that huh ?)
- Boys loves blacks, shades, monsters, and rock bands and girls loves pinkish, cartoons, laces, flowers (most of girls does)
- Boys were usually act rude like grabbing cookies from mouth (don't believe me ? Ask Greg Heffley from The Diary Of a Wimpy Kid. He knows what it taste) or pull girls' skirt and girls don't like that even though it's a flirting moves :D
- Boys thought a classy books with old-fashioned character were silly and dummy and girls thinks it was classy and elegant
- Most of them were not pretty clever and the girls WERE CLEVER (but sometimes it depends on someone's cleverness)
- Boys loves to ruin anything girls have like a comb, books, or lipgloss when girls keep cool with the boys stuffs
- Boys is a big fan of anything with a murderer on it, murders cases, knifes, guns or sharp thingie and girls things it was scary. Why not, murders makes bloods and bloods makes yucks, ain't ?
- Boys loves frogs and girls don't like it. Girls prefer butterflies or ladybugs
- Boys loves to curse and bad words and girls thinks it such a bad attitude
- Boys allergic to heavy and thick books are boring boring OAHM (read : another boring -__-) and girls thinks it was good and funky
- Boys were rude, girls were educated
- Boys mostly brave to try drugs and narcotic, girls thinks it was DUMB (yes of course ! Triple yes !)
- Sad fact but true : boys are more concerned with global warming than girls because they spent only a few minutes in bathroom, while girls spent mostly two hours in the bathroom to treat their hair nicely and propriate
So that's my opinion about boys and girls. What about you, eh ? :D
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